Friday, January 16, 2009

Our New White House

Our New White House

So far we have:

Rahm Emanuel - Chief of Staff - Jewish

David Axelrod - Senior Advisor to the President - Jewish

Ronald Klain - Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States - Jewish

Larry Summers - Economic Advisor to the President - Jewish

Paul Volcker - Economic Advisor to the President, Former Head of Fed Reserve - Jewish

Tim Geithner - Treasury Secetary - Jewish

Peter Orszag - Head of Budget - Jewish

Am I the only one noticing that Obama and Biden are not so much assembling staff, as gathering a minyan? - Smart Guys :)

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Western Wall

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?" "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all of our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a..... wall."

A joke..... maybe.....maybe not........

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Original Birth Names of Jewish Performers

The following list of Original Birth Names of Jewish Performers can start some amazing "bagelling" conversation. Here's just a few famous names to get you started...

Woody Allen --- Alan Stewart Koenigsberg

June Allyson --- Ella Geisman

Lauren Bacall --- Betty Joan Perske

Jack Benny --- Benjamin Kubelsky

Irving Berlin --- Israel Baline

Milton Berle --- Milton Berlinger

Joey Bishop ---Joseph Gottlieb

Karen Black --- Karen Blanche Ziegler

Victor Borge --- Borge Rosenbaum

Fanny Brice --- Fanny Borach

Mel Brooks --- Melvin Kaminsky

George Burns --- Nathan Birnbaum

Eddie Cantor --- Edward Israel Iskowitz

Jeff Chandler --- Ira Grossel

Lee J. Cobb --- Amos Jacob

Tony Curtis --- Bernard Schwartz

Rodney Dangerfield --- Jacob Cohen

Kirk Douglas --- Issue Danielovich Demsky

Melvyn Douglas --- Melvyn Hesselberg

Bob Dylan --- Bobby Zimmerman

Paulette Goddard --- Marion Levy

Lee Grant --- Lyova Geisman

Elliot Gould --- Elliot Goldstein

Judy Holliday --- Judith Tuvim

Al Jolson --- Asa Yoelson

Danny Kaye --- David Daniel Kaminsky

Michael Landon --- Michael Orowitz

Steve Lawrence --- Sidney Leibowitz

Jerry Lewis --- Joseph Levitch

Peter Lorre --- Lazlo Lowenstein

Elaine May --- Elaine Berlin

Yves Montand --- Ivo Levy

Mike Nichols --- Michael Peschkowsky

Joan Rivers --- Joan Molinsky

Edward G. Robinson -- Emanuel Goldenberg

Jane Seymour --- Joyce Penelope Frankenburg

Simone Signoret --- Simone-Henriette Kaminker

Beverly Sills --- Belle Silverman

Sophie Tucker --- Sophia Kalish

Gene Wilder --- Gerald Silberman

Now, I ask YOU to add some names you know to our list..... Feel free to comment & "bagel" away.

Sharon Blumenthal

"The Present Pro"


http://www.names2u.com/

Sunday, December 21, 2008

How some Jews got their names....

Here's some info on how Jews got their names....

Really interesting......................enjoy!
How Jews got their Names....

Other than aristocrats and wealthy people Jews did not get surnames in Eastern Europe until the Napoleon years of the early 19th century. Most of the Jews from countries captured by Napoleon, Russia, Poland,and Germany were ordered to get surnames for tax purposes. After Napoleon's defeat, many Jews dropped these names and returned to 'son of' names such as: MENDELSOHN, JACOBSON, LEVINSON,etc.

During the so called Emancipation, Jews were once more ordered to take surnames. In Austria The Emperor Joseph made Jews take last names in the late 1700s, Poland in 1821 and Russia in 1844. It's probable that some of our families have had last names for 175 years or less. In France and the Anglo Saxon countries surnames went back to the 16th century.

Also Sephardic Jews had surnames stretching back centuries... Spain prior to Ferdinand and Isabella was a golden spot for Jews. They were expelled by Isabella in the same year that Columbus left for America. The earliest American Jews were Sephardic.

In general there were five types of names (people had to pay for their choice of names; the poor had assigned names):

1-- Names that were descriptive of the head of household:Examples:HOCH (tall), KLEIN (small), COHEN (rabbi),BURGER (village dweller),SHEIN (good looking),LEVI (temple singer),GROSS (large), SCHWARTZ (dark or black), WEISS (white), KURTZ (short).

2 -- Names describing occupations:Examples:HOLTZ (wood), HOLTZKOCKER (wood chopper), GELTSCHMIDT (goldsmith), SCHNEIDER (tailor), KREIGSMAN (warrior), MALAMED (teacher), EISEN (iron),FISCHER (fish).

3-- Names from city of residence:Examples:BERLIN, FRANKFURTER, DANZIGER,OPPENHEIMER,DEUTSCH (German): POLLACK , BRESLAU ,MANNHEIM ,CRACOW ,WARSHAW (Polish).

4 -- Bought names:Examples:GLUCK (luck), ROSEN (roses), ROSENBLATT (rose paper or leaf),
ROSENBERG (rose mountain), ROTHMAN (red man), DIAMOND,KOENIG (king), KOENIGSBERG (king's mountain)], SPIELMAN (spiel is to play), LIEBER (lover), BERG (mountain), WASSERMAN (water dweller), KERSHENBLATT (church paper), STEIN (glass).

5-- Assigned names (usually undesirable):Examples:PLOTZ (to die), KLUTZ (clumsy), BILLIG (cheap), or DREK (sh*t).

So where did your name come from? Ask a relative. It opens up great conversations !!!

Sharon Blumenthal

"The Present Pro"

www.Names2u.com

Saturday, November 29, 2008

What is Bagelling?

"Bagelling" is basically a way that Jews have developed to "out" ourselves to other Jews.

"Bagelling" has been a "habit" of mine for years. "The Bagelling Habit", for me, is connecting with fellow Jews by a "sort of code" that identifies us. Most Jews seem to have a very strong need to connect with one another and identify their fellow Jews. The more our world becomes assimilated, the more I feel the need to connect with my "MOTs"- "members of the tribe". Therefore, I am always looking for ways to "bagel".

According to Jessica Levine Kupferberg, "there are two ways to bagel. The brave or simply unimaginative will tell you straight out that they are Jewish (a plain bagel). But the more creative will concoct subtler and even sublime ways to let you know that they, too, are in the know. (These bagels are often the best; like their doughy counterparts, cultural bagels are more flavorful when there is more to chew on.)"

I really think that Jews have been "bagelling" since the time of Abraham ( well before real bagels were even invented).

In college at Ohio State, I used to sit in the Student Union & pick out those I thought were Jewish & those who couldn't be (or could they)? You often need to speak with someone to really find out the "emmes" (truth). Start with a comment like, "Have you visited Hillel lately?" If they don't have a clue what Hillel is.... chances are they aren't an MOT.

So, tell me YOUR favorite "bagelling" story. Share. It's good for you:)