"May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your psychiatrist, your optometrist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your gynecologist, your podiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.
May your hair, your teeth, your facelift, your abs, your honey cakes, and your stocks not fall and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, your weight and your mortgage interest rates not rise.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour and when you get there, may you find a parking space.
May what we see in the mirror delight us and what others see in us, delight them.
May someone, as well as G-d, love us enough to forgive our faults, be blind to our blemishes and tell the world about our virtues.
May the telemarketers wait until after we finish dinner to call us.
May our checkbooks and budgets balance and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May we remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to our spouse, our children grandchildren, our parents, all of our significant others
And may the Messiah come this year, and if he/she does not, may we live as if he/she has, in a world at peace, with awareness of G-d's love in every sunset, flower, baby's smile, lover's kiss, and every wonderful astonishing beat of our heart.
May we smile and laugh often throughout the year.
L'Shana Tova."
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