Beautiful Song of  Shabbas (Simon& Garfunkel style)

Perfectly adapted - If you like Simon & Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence, you'll love this 2-minute music video.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7f00_wBxPM&feature=player_embedded

A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knights-bridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.

They decided to hire a butler. They found the perfect butler through an agency, very proper and very British, and brought him back to their home.

The day after his arrival, he was instructed to set up the dining table for four, as they were inviting the Cohen’s to lunch. The couple then left the house to do some shopping .

When they returned, they found the table set for eight. Perplexed, they asked the butler why it was set for eight when they had expressly asked him to set it for four.

The butler replied,

"The Cohen’s telephoned and said they were bringing the Blintzes and the Knishes."

Happy Passover !!!!!

Have a Happy, HEALTHY Pesach  !!!!!

To Whom Does The Land of Israel Belong?

An Israeli with a sense of humor at UN has set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

So, Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't even there then.'

The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech..'.